My Plan

Tomorrow is the day I start running
The next day I'll apply for a job
This week I will call my mother
Next week I'll open a savings account and finally finish that thing I started writing
Next Wednesday I'll visit the dentist, then it's off to my psycho-analyst and I'll finally get that prostate exam
Next month I will start reading the classics
In a fortnight I will have contacted 10 people on my match making website
By the end of the year, I will finally be happy
This is my plan
The plan is called "getting my shit together"
I'll write it down tomorrow